Oh man! My best friend Jess and I were rolling on the beach with her
boyfriend one night. We were looking for a party that turned out to
be cancelled. So we just rolled around in the sand and skinny dipped
in the ocean until 6a.m. when we could catch the first bus home. We
hadn't used the bathroom all night and it was a 45 minute walk from
the bus stop to our house. Halfway there, Jess turns to me with her
huge boo eyes, stops, and screams, "I JUST PISSSS-S-SED MYSELF!
YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!" I ended up waiting until we got back
to our no bedroom apartment. Best night/morning EVER.