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A rich collection of photographs taken at underground rave events."> <input type=hidden value="Articles, rave underground techno subculture music party fun enlightenment jungle beat dancing grooving natural spiritual soul break beat goa house school acid trance ecstasy craft ceramics oil burners cool stuff cool gifts candel sculptures presents light passion romance cool unique one of a kind awesome great gifts mystical goth techno dark"> <style type="text/css"> <!-- A:link {text-decoration: none;} A:visited {text-decoration: none} A:active {text-decoration: none} --> </style> </head> <body topmargin=0 rightmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0 bgcolor="#000000" link="#98FB98" alink="#FFFFFF" vlink="#98FB98" background="../backgroundstars.gif"> <center> <br><br> <table> <tr> <td width=600> <font face=courier size=5 color=#00FFFF><b> YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PARTYING A BIT TOO MUCH WHEN... </b> </font> <font face=arial size=2 color=#00FFFF> <ul> <li> Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest. <li> You can achieve a High by sitting up. <li> You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before. <li> The Sun is too loud. <li> Trees begin chasing you. <li> You can see individual air molecules vibrating. <li> You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of GHB. <li> You wonder if smoking is really a necessary step for the consumption of pot. <li> You can hear mimes. <li> You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly. <li> Things becomes "Very Clear". <li> You seriously ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go. <li> The less sense matter and matter is more than sense. <li> You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand. <li> You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before. <li> You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you are the only one in the room <li> Your heart beats in 7/8 time. <li> David Lynch comes up to you and says: "Hey!, can I film you?" <li> You and Reality file for divorce. <li> It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code. <li> You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before. <li> You can travel without moving. <li> E tablets become your sole source of nutrition. You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies. <li> You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the rest of the night. <li> Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies. <li> You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to. <li> You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before. <li> You lose arguments with inanimate objects. <li> You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. <li> Job interfering with your being high. <li> That damned penguin followed you home again. <li> Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. <li> The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. <li> Sincerely believe E to be the elusive 5th food group. <li> You can focus better with one eye closed. <li> You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before. <li> The parking lot seems to have moved while you were at the party. <li> You fall off the floor... <li> Mosquitoes get a high after attacking you <li> You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm. <li> You think the Four Basic Food Groups are pot, Nicotine, GHB, and Women/Men. <li> you don't recognize your girlfriend unless seen after eating 3 shroom caps. <li> President Bill Clinton shakes your hand when he walks past you. <li> You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before... <li> "you know your a true raver when you know the name of the biggest toy maker in the world and its not Toy'R'Us.... <br>(it's Mc Donalds, they make a new toy every week)...by the way this is true!" <li> After a party you can jump your friends car and he/she won't mind because they are still rollin and even funnier when they say 'WOAH!!! Can we do that again!!!'. <li> The drive home from a party seems like a dream...its sad but it happens. <li> After the party you can't go to sleep because you are too afraid to be alone....this one is for all you kids that love to roll...some of you this happends to much. <li> After the party you can't go to sleep because every time you close your eyes you still see glow stick tracers....this one is for all you trippers. <li> After eating a pill you find yourself telling complete strangers 'I love soooo much' and/or someone else tells you 'Wow!! You taste good', after you have been sweating for the past 4 hours....don't worry its happend to us all....lol. <li> You get your film developed from the party last weekend and you see yourself with the girl/guy that you thought looked like an angel and you realize that they were far from what you remember. <li> On the drive home you stop at green lights </ul> </font> </td> </tr> </table> <br> <br><br><br><br><br><br> <img src="../../navigation/divider02.gif" width=750 height=7> <br><br> <FORM METHOD="POST" ACTION="http://cgi.impulsedata.net/mailto.exe" ENCTYPE="x-www-form-urlencoded"> <INPUT TYPE="hidden" NAME="sendto" VALUE="ramy@livingart.com" ENCTYPE="x-www-form-urlencoded"><INPUT TYPE="hidden" NAME="server" VALUE="impulsedata.net"> <INPUT TYPE="hidden" NAME="subject"VALUE="Rave Humor 10 "> <INPUT TYPE="hidden" NAME="resulturl" VALUE="http://www.livingart.com/raving/ravereview.htm"> <font face=arial size=2 color=#00FFFF> Send me your own funny "you know you're a true raver" quote and I'll post it here<br><br> <textarea name="comments" rows="4" cols="50"></textarea> <br> <br> <br> <font size=1><input type="reset" value=" RESET "><img src="../../navigation/blank.gif" width="25" height="5"><input type="submit" value=" SUBMIT "></font> </form> <img src="../../navigation/divider02.gif" width=750 height=7> <br><br> <font face="arial" size="2" color="#00FFFF"><b>| <a href="ravehumor.htm">BACK TO RAVE HUMOR</a> |</b></font> <br><br> </center> </body> </html>